23個為何養一隻貓就很像養一隻"連環殺手"的理由" >
1. 牠們總是四處窺探。
2. 牠們伺機行動
via3. 牠們身手矯捷、訓練有素
via4. 牠們總是在蒐集戰利品。
via4. 沒有什麼是不被允許的
(您有丟失的鞋子嗎? 我家的小貓"菸菸"認為她是一名勇敢的獵人，她持續把"走失"的鞋子帶回家，並驕傲地展示給我們看，若您的鞋子不翼而飛了，請登門來尋，我會當作是我撿到那樣還給你的)5. 牠們看似冷漠，但其實是聚精會神在觀察周遭的動靜
6. 牠們很會隱匿蹤跡
7. 牠們可以無來由地消失好一陣子
8. 看吧，跟一隻貓同住代表牠可沒有耐心理會其他人的感受
9. 一切都是以牠為主
10. 但當牠們心情好的時候，又會裝得很可愛，讓你不得不對牠們卸下心防。
11. 你得牢牢記在心裡，牠們天生就是自私
12. 我可沒有針對任何"貓"
via Where you see a person or object, they see their next victim.
To them, the world is their destructive playground.
Because, to a cat, violence is a means of establishing power over others.
via They have no qualms about tripping you all the time because they just assume you don"t care.
Because they, themselves, are incapable of caring about anyone the way you care about them.
They have a more...practical...way of looking at the world.
via It"s their world, and you"re just living in it.
Might as well respect that, or lock "em up. There"s just no changing who they are.
They"ll never change.
But hey, at least cats are cute!
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